So to kick off my story I should inform you that I work at a health spa as front desk and my job involves mostly computer-related and customer service related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to assist the working technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this certain Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to go on to hold the client’s buttock tight to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and booked it the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could face each other because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I saw the variegated butt in detail.