So to begin my story I should inform you that I work at a health spa as receptionist and my job involves mostly computer-related and customer service related tasks. That said, I am also there to help the on shift technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this certain Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Not quite. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to go on to hold the client’s butt cheek firm to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and booked it the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could face each other because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I looked at the mottled butt up close.