So to kick off my story I should inform you that I work at a med spa as receptionist and my job involves mostly administrative and customer-related tasks. That said, I am also there to support the on shift technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to continue and hold the client’s butt cheek firm to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and rushed the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I stared at the variegated butt up close.