So to kick off my story I should tell you that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job involves mostly computer and customer-related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to assist the working technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this specific Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s buttock tight to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and booked it the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I stared at the variegated butt up close.