I have a friend who I’ve known since I was very little. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. So, his mom rushed him to the doctor, where the doctor quickly advised her to take him to the ER. She worried it was something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly released the loudest, most powerful fart we've ever heard. I could have sworn he levitated. We thought the seat upholstery had split. After a good 30 seconds of non-stop farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”