So to begin my story I should inform you that I work at a Medical Spa as receptionist and my job includes mostly administrative and customer service duties. Nonetheless, I am also there to help the working technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… helping shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s butt cheek tight to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and booked it the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I saw the mottled butt right in the crack.