When I was a kid, I was always excited to learn new vocabulary. When I was in first grade, my teacher told me that “shin” was another word for leg. Later that day, I was on a walk with my mom, when I stumbled and struck my leg hard on the ground. I shouted “OW, MY SHIN” although my mom heard “OW, MY SHIT.” She started yelling about how that was a bad word and we didn’t say that word, and she was going to scrub my mouth with soap. I was a sobbing, tearful mess, to the point I was doing that odd crying, stammering, hiccuping noise. She paused in berating me and said “Who taught you that word?!” Of course, I truthfully said and said “M-m-my teacher t-t-t-taught me that word!” and she started ranting about how she was going to call the school and get that teacher yelled at. I attempted to explain, “T-te-teacher said that shin meant leg I’m SO SORRY ILL N-N-NE-ne-never say it again.” My mom fell silent and understood her mistake. “…What did you say?” Of course I began crying even more and I said “NO it’s just a test you’re going to wash my mouth out with soap again.” When I finally was calm enough to say it again, my mom said sorry and to this day I always say “shin” loudly just to see her face flush.