I have a friend who I’ve known since I was very little. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this terrible stomachache. I mean, he was twisting in pain. So, his mom rushed him to the doctor, where the doctor quickly advised her to take him to the ER. She feared something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I honestly thought he levitated. We thought the seat upholstery had split. After a good 30 seconds of epic farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”