Back in high school, I was pretty quiet around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry. This led to a lot of wrestlers missing class and interrupting our class to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers come in shouting about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class began to eye them suspiciously. Even without what I mention next, the suits seemed funny. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender-like top. Already quite amusing. But the wrestlers snatched the uniforms and rush out of the room to change in the bathroom, and came back to model them. Which, is equally hilarious because Spandex shows everything; you could see everything. Anyway, we live in a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it says OC MEN. Which isn’t awful, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I looked around frantically, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turn to the girl next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both started laughing. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.