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I have chosen to remain anonymous to protect my identity from the ridicule. The previous night, I felt hungry and chose to make some ramen. I took out the various packets from the bowl, included the spice mix and veggies, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a sixty seconds or two, I realized something was wrong. A terrible burning smell had filled my kitchen. I swung open the door to my microwave and…behold…I had failed to put in water. There was some smoke rising from the bowl. Not wanting to waste the ramen, I went to the sink and put in water, which filled the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then placed the bowl back in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I found a clump of blackened noodles which had transformed into some sort of peculiar crystalline substance yet seen in nature by humankind. I had a change of heart.