So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. She’s really intense. We have this project where we have to choose a health goal to pursue for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. To stay motivated, we talked about physical rewards. She shared her sporting goods obsession, where she goes into a store and buys lots of gear as if they were books. During this, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. After realizing what she said, she blushed and in a quieter voice said, “please don’t tell your parents.”