So to kick off my story I should let you know that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job involves mostly administrative and customer-related tasks. However, I am also there to assist the on-duty technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this specific Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s glute taut to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and booked it the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could face each other because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I looked at the variegated butt up close.