My sister, mother, and I were waiting in a queue at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was practicing in my head what my order would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was continuously yelling at me. As we got up to the counter to pay, I got distracted by his good looks so rather than asking for the pizza, I confidently said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has doesn’t sell. As soon as I noticed my mistake, I screamed out “noooo”, drawing the attention of 50 people. Embarrassed, I bolted and my mom and sister had to deliver to me the pizza slice from my refuge in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I ask people to do the ordering for me when anyone vaguely attractive is working the cash register.