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One time way back in sixth grade math class, I felt an urgent need to fart. Me being the idiot that I am, thought that it would be silent. Big surprise, it wasn’t. The only person talking was the teacher, and she was halted by booming explosive farts. She said she was disappointed I couldn’t control it and went on to tell a story of how she instructed a famous athlete who did something similar.