My sister, mom, and I were standing in a long line at the Sam’s Club café. The entire time I was waiting, I was practicing in my head what my order would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was constantly shouting at me. As we approached the cashier to pay, I got sidetracked by his good looks so instead of requesting the pizza, I confidently said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has doesn’t sell. Once I realized my mistake, I screamed out “noooo”, drawing the attention of 50 people. Ashamed, I bolted and my mom and sister had to fetch me the slice of pizza from my refuge in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I plead with people to order for me when anyone remotely attractive is at the register.