Recently, my pals and I were hanging out on this cement-like platform (as we referred to it). It’s basically the stairs leading to the portable (a classroom that no one uses). This odd replacement French teacher comes up to us and says, “you should not sit on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her how or why and she said that if students sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to have kids. Now it’s an running joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.