So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s crazy. Basically, we have this project to pick a health goal to do for a month. Examples include drinking more water or doing squats. To stay motivated, we talked about physical rewards. She then told us about her obsession with sporting goods, where she goes to a store and buys gear like they were books. In the middle of this, she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she said, she turned red and quietly added, “please don’t tell your parents.”