One time back in the day in sixth grade math class, I had to fart really bad. Me being the goof that I am, assumed that it would be inaudible. To my dismay, it wasn’t. The only person lecturing was the teacher, and she was cut off by freaking cannon fire farts. She said she was let down I couldn’t control it and went on to tell a story of how she instructed a well-known sports figure who did something similar.