So to start my tale I should let you know that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job includes mostly administrative and customer service related tasks. That said, I am also there to assist the on-duty technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this certain Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s glute tight to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and rushed the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I looked at the multicolored butt right in the crack.