I have a friend who I’ve known from a young age. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this terrible stomachache. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. So, his mom took him to the doctor’s office, where the doctor quickly advised her to take him to the ER. She feared something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly produced the loudest, most powerful fart imaginable. I honestly thought he levitated. We thought the car seat fabric had torn. After a good 30 seconds of intense farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”