During my high school years, I was pretty quiet with people who weren't my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was also the geometry teacher. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers missing class and coming into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers burst in shouting about new wrestling uniforms, and how thrilled they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I say next, the suits seemed funny. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a top that looks like suspenders. Already quite amusing. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and rush out of the room to switch into them in the bathroom, and came back to show them off. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex reveals everything; you could see everything. Anyway, we live in a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it says Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they decided on the abbreviation. On the back, it says OC MEN. Which isn't terrible, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I glanced around quickly, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turn to the girl next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I whispered to her what I noticed and we both started laughing. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for seven years now.