During my second grade year, I told everyone that I was moving to Hollywood before the next semester to play Megan’s cousin from Vermont on Drake and Josh. At first, I just told my best friend, but then the whole school learned about it. I had people asking me for autographs and a teacher even wanted a picture with me. When I showed up on the first day of school in third grade, I told everyone that the show was going to be canceled after the season (even though I had no clue about its actual ending), and so they wouldn’t need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE BELIEVED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL ABOUT SIXTH GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT AND I’M SO ANGRY.