When I was in high school, I was quite shy when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This led to a lot of wrestlers cutting class and barging into our classroom to hang out and avoid trouble. One day, seven wrestlers come in excitedly talking about new wrestling uniforms, and how thrilled they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I mention next, the suits seemed funny. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Absolutely funny already. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and rush out of the room to go change in the bathroom, and came back to show them off. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see everything. Regardless, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s usually shortened as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it reads Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they decided on the abbreviation. On the back, it reads OC MEN. Which isn’t awful, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I glanced around quickly, trying to see who I could tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turned to the girl beside me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I whispered to her what I noticed and we both cracked up. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was very reserved. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.