So to kick off my story I should inform you that I work at a health spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly computer and customer service duties. That said, I am also there to help the working technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this certain Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Not quite. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s glute tight to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and hurried the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I saw the multicolored butt up close.