My sister, mom, and I were standing in a long line at the Sam’s Club café. The entire time I was waiting, I was practicing in my head what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was repeatedly yelling at me. As we got up to the cashier to pay, I got sidetracked by his good looks so instead of asking for the pizza, I assertively said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has doesn’t sell. As soon as I realized my mistake, I yelled out “noooo”, so loudly that 50 people looked at me. Mortified, I fled and my mom and sister had to fetch me the pizza slice from my hiding spot in the cold section. To this day, I plead with people to order for me when anyone remotely attractive is at the counter.