Back in high school, I was quite shy around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This caused a lot of wrestlers skipping class and interrupting our class to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered excitedly talking about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I describe next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s a snug royal blue Spandex with a suspender-like top. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and ran out to change in the bathroom, and came back to model them. Which, is equally hilarious because Spandex shows everything; you could see all of their junk. In any case, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it says Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it reads OC MEN. Which isn't terrible, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I looked around in a panic, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I whispered to her what I noticed and we both cracked up. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was very reserved. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for seven years now.