A few weeks ago, my pals and I were hanging out on this cement-like platform (which we called). It’s basically the steps to the unused classroom (a classroom that no one uses). This weird supply French teacher comes up to us and says, “you shouldn’t be sitting on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her how that is and she said that if children sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to conceive children. Now it’s an ongoing joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.