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My sister, mother, and I were standing in a queue at the Sam’s Club food court. The whole time I was waiting, I was repeating to myself what my order would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was constantly screaming at me. As we reached the cashier to pay, I got sidetracked by his attractiveness so instead of asking for the pizza, I boldly said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has doesn’t sell. As soon as I realized my mistake, I yelled out “noooo”, loud enough for 50 people to look at me. Ashamed, I bolted and my mom and sister had to fetch me the pizza slice from my finding place in the freezer section. To this day, I ask people to order for me when anyone vaguely attractive is at the register.