So to start my tale I should tell you that I work at a Medical Spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly computer and customer service duties. That said, I am also there to help the working technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this certain Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to go on to hold the client’s buttock firm to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and booked it the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I looked at the mottled butt in detail.