In second grade, I told everyone that I was moving to Hollywood before the next semester to act as Megan's cousin from Vermont on Drake and Josh. At first, I just shared this with my best friend, but then the whole school learned about it. I had people coming up to me and asking me for my autograph and a teacher even requested a photo with me. When I returned on the first day of school in third grade, I told everyone that the show was ending after the season (even though I had no knowledge of when it was ending), and so they wouldn’t need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE BELIEVED ME UNTIL AROUND SIXTH GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT AND I’M SO ANGRY.