So to kick off my story I should inform you that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job includes mostly computer-related and customer service duties. That said, I am also there to assist the on shift technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this specific Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s butt cheek taut to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and rushed the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I stared at the mottled butt up close.