So to begin my story I should inform you that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job includes mostly computer and customer service duties. However, I am also there to support the on shift technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this specific Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to continue and hold the client’s butt cheek tight to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and booked it the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I stared at the variegated butt up close.