So to start my tale I should let you know that I work at a Medical Spa as front desk and my job entails mostly computer-related and customer-related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to support the on shift technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this certain Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to continue and hold the client’s butt cheek taut to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and rushed the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I saw the multicolored butt right in the crack.