So when I was about 9 years old, I went to this aquarium, and it was a pretty fun trip overall. But then I suddenly noticed these jellyfish without any tentacles floating around in the water and thought, “oh cool.”. The next day at school, the teacher asked what we had done over the weekend. Now normally I never raise my hand. But I did this time. I fucking did it this time. The worst possible time. So, I raised my hand, and everyone was obviously shocked to see it up in the air. The teacher said “yes?” and after confirming that she picked me, I said “I saw this jellyfish in the aquarium, and I thought it was really cool because it didn’t have any -testacles-.. Then, the classroom erupted with laughter, and I had no clue what was going on. I begged my friend to explain what was so funny because even THE TEACHER WAS LAUGHING, AND I WAS THINKING WTF. Eventually, my friend explained it to me (it literally took 2 hours of convincing), and of course, I was pretty embarrassed. But the thing is, the damn teacher then asked if she could share the story with the other teachers, and that’s how I ended up switching schools.