One time back in the day in middle school math class, I had to fart really bad. Me being the idiot that I am, decided that it would be inaudible. Shockingly, it wasn’t. The only person talking was the teacher, and she was interrupted by thunderous cannon fire farts. She said she was upset I couldn’t keep it in and proceeded to tell a story of how she taught a celebrity athlete who did almost the exact same thing.