One time back in the day in middle school math class, I felt an urgent need to fart. Me being the idiot that I am, assumed that it would be silent. Shockingly, it wasn’t. The only person lecturing was the teacher, and she was halted by thunderous cannon fire farts. She said she was disappointed I couldn’t keep it in and proceeded to tell a story of how she instructed a celebrity athlete who did nearly the same thing.