So to kick off my story I should tell you that I work at a health spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly administrative and customer service related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to support the working technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this particular Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to continue and hold the client’s buttock tight to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and rushed the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I stared at the multicolored butt right in the crack.