So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s crazy. We have this project where we have to choose a health goal to pursue for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. To stay motivated, we talked about physical rewards. She then told us about her obsession with sporting goods, where she goes to a store and buys gear like they were books. In the middle of this, she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she just said, she turned red and in a more quiet voice goes, “please don’t tell your parents.”