Back in high school, I was quite shy when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry. This led to a lot of wrestlers missing class and barging into our classroom to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers burst in excitedly talking about new wrestling uniforms, and how enthusiastic they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I say next, the suits look funny. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender-like top. Absolutely funny already. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and ran out to go change in the bathroom, and come back to model them. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex reveals everything; you could see everything. In any case, we live in a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it says Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I glanced around quickly, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turn to the girl next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I whispered to her what I noticed and we both cracked up. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was shy as hell. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for the past seven years.