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I have decided to keep my identity hidden to protect my identity from the foolishness. Yesterday evening, I became hungry and opted to make some ramen. I removed the various packets from the bowl, put in the seasoning and vegetables, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a minute or two, I noticed something was wrong. A terrible burning smell had permeated my kitchen. I opened the door to my microwave and…low and behold…I had forgotten to include water. There was some smoke coming from the bowl. Not wanting to throw away the ramen, I went to the sink and put in water, which filled the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then put the bowl back in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I found a clump of blackened noodles which had transformed into some sort of strange crystalline substance unknown to humanity. I had a second thoughts.