A few weeks ago, me and my friends were sitting on this cement pedestal (as we called it). It’s basically the stairs leading to the portable (a classroom that no one uses). This strange substitute French teacher comes up to us and says, “you should not sit on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her how or why and she said that if students sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to conceive children. Now it’s an ongoing joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.