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My sister, mother, and I were standing in a queue at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was repeating to myself what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was repeatedly yelling at me. As we reached the cashier to pay, I got sidetracked by his good looks so rather than requesting the pizza, I boldly said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has doesn’t offer. Once I realized my mistake, I shouted out “noooo”, so loudly that 50 people looked at me. Embarrassed, I bolted and my mom and sister had to deliver to me the pizza slice from my refuge in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I beg people to make my order when anyone vaguely attractive is working the cash register.