During my high school years, I was quite shy around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers cutting class and interrupting our class to hang out and avoid trouble. One day, seven wrestlers burst in excitedly talking about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I describe next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Absolutely funny already. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and hurried out to switch into them in the bathroom, and returned to model them. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see everything. In any case, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s usually shortened as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it says Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it reads OC MEN. Which isn’t awful, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I looked around in a panic, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turned to the girl beside me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she thought of me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was very reserved. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.