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My sister, mother, and I were waiting in a queue at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was repeating to myself what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was continuously yelling at me. When we reached the cashier to pay, I got thrown off by his attractiveness so rather than requesting the pizza, I assertively said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has doesn’t offer. Once I noticed my mistake, I shouted out “noooo”, loud enough for 50 people to look at me. Ashamed, I fled and my mom and sister had to fetch me the slice of pizza from my finding place in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I beg people to make my order when anyone vaguely attractive is at the counter.