So to kick off my story I should tell you that I work at a Medical Spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly computer and customer service duties. Nonetheless, I am also there to help the working technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to continue and hold the client’s butt cheek taut to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and booked it the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I looked at the mottled butt right in the crack.