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So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. She has completed ironman triathlons and mentions going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s a bit intense. We were assigned a project to pick a health goal to follow for a month. Goals like drinking more water or doing squats. For that, you need some motivation, so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with. She decided to tell us about her sporting goods fetish, where she goes into a store and buys a bunch of gear like they were books. In the middle of this story, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she just said, she turned red and in a more quiet voice goes, “please don’t tell your parents.”