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So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s crazy. Basically, we have this project to pick a health goal to do for a month. Goals like drinking more water or doing squats. For that, you need some motivation, so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with. She decided to tell us about her sporting goods fetish, where she goes into a store and buys a bunch of gear like they were books. In the middle of this, she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she just said, she turned red and in a more quiet voice goes, “please don’t tell your parents.”