I have decided to keep my identity hidden to shield my identity from the embarrassment. Yesterday evening, I became hungry and chose to make some ramen. I extracted the various packets from the bowl, included the spice mix and veggies, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a sixty seconds or two, I noticed something was wrong. A horrible burning smell had permeated my kitchen. I swung open the door to my microwave and…behold…I had forgotten to include water. There was some smoke rising from the bowl. Not wanting to waste the ramen, I went to the sink and put in water, which engulfed the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then placed the bowl once more in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I found a clump of blackened noodles which had transformed into some sort of strange crystalline substance yet seen in nature by humankind. I had a change of mind.