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My sibling, mom, and I were standing in a queue at the Sam’s Club food court. The whole time I was waiting, I was practicing in my head what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was repeatedly shouting at me. When we got up to the cashier to pay, I got thrown off by his good looks so rather than requesting the pizza, I assertively said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has doesn’t sell. As soon as I noticed my mistake, I yelled out “noooo”, loud enough for 50 people to look at me. Embarrassed, I bolted and my mom and sister had to fetch me the slice of pizza from my refuge in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I ask people to order for me when anyone vaguely attractive is at the register.