So to start my tale I should let you know that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job entails mostly administrative and customer service duties. However, I am also there to support the on shift technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this specific Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s buttock tight to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and hurried the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I looked at the mottled butt in detail.