So to start my tale I should tell you that I work at a Medical Spa as front desk and my job entails mostly administrative and customer service related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to support the on shift technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… helping shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this specific Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to continue and hold the client’s glute tight to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and booked it the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could face each other because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I stared at the mottled butt in detail.