So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. This woman has done ironman triathlons, and talks about going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s a bit intense. We have this project where we have to choose a health goal to pursue for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. We need motivation for that, so we discussed physical rewards. She then told us about her obsession with sporting goods, where she goes to a store and buys gear like they were books. In the middle of this story, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she just said, she turned red and in a more quiet voice goes, “please don’t tell your parents.”