When I was in high school, I was quite shy around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers missing class and barging into our classroom to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers burst in yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how enthusiastic they were. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I say next, the suits seemed funny. I mean, it’s a snug royal blue Spandex with a suspender-like top. Already quite amusing. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and rush out of the room to switch into them in the bathroom, and came back to display them. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex reveals everything; you could see everything. In any case, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it reads OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I looked around frantically, trying to see who I could tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turned to the girl beside me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I shared my discovery with her and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.