So I have a health teacher who is extremely passionate about exercise. She has completed ironman triathlons and mentions going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s crazy. Basically, we have this project to pick a health goal to do for a month. Examples include drinking more water or doing squats. We need motivation for that, so we discussed physical rewards. She decided to tell us about her sporting goods fetish, where she goes into a store and buys a bunch of gear like they were books. In the middle of this, she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s”. After realizing what she said, she blushed and in a quieter voice said, “please don’t tell your parents.”