I have a friend who I’ve known since I was very little. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this terrible stomachache. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. So, his mom took him to the doctor’s office, where the doctor took one look and told her to take him to the ER. She worried it was something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly released the loudest, most powerful fart we've ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the seat upholstery had split. After a good 30 seconds of intense farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”