When I was in high school, I was rather reserved around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers cutting class and barging into our classroom to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they grabbed the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I mention next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a top that looks like suspenders. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and ran out to go change in the bathroom, and returned to display them. Which, is equally hilarious because Spandex shows everything; you could see all of their junk. Regardless, we reside in a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it reads Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn't terrible, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I looked around frantically, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turned to the girl beside me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I shared my discovery with her and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was very reserved. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.