So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. She has completed ironman triathlons and mentions going to the YMCA at 5:00am. She’s really intense. We have this project where we have to choose a health goal to pursue for a month. Examples include drinking more water or doing squats. For that, you need some motivation, so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with. She shared her sporting goods obsession, where she goes into a store and buys lots of gear as if they were books. In the middle of this, she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she said, she turned red and quietly added, “please don’t tell your parents.”